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TIFU by trying to get rid of my erection

Today I had morning wood. In order to save myself the embarrassment of leaving my room with an erection, I pulled up a gay porn video on my computer because that was the only surefire way to get rid of it. Unfortunately, I spent so much time worrying about leaving my room with an erection that I completely forgot to lock my door, and my mom walked in on me watching gay porn while I held my erect penis (in order to feel the erection diminish in real time). Now, not only has my mom seen my erect penis, she also thinks I’m gay and no matter how many times I tell her the real reason I was watching gay porn she refuses to believe me.