пашол нахуй хахол

>>366384 а чё сразу хохол?

>>366383
Как возможно вообще обосраться?
Что у вас с желудками?

>>366383 в маке
этой пасте минимум года два, дэбил! в раске ж нет давно мака

>>366424 ну да,я давно там срал,просто вспомнил .а ещё я срал в электричке в тамбуре,могу рассказать

>>366440 ,могу рассказать
так чичего ты ждёшь?

>>366442 видимо писательских гонораров

«Мы должны уже признать, что счастливого конца не будет» — Зеленский отметил, что украинское контрнаступление ничем хорошим не завершится, но повторил, что за стол переговоров с Путиным не сядет.

Владимир Зеленский в интервью телеканалу CNN открыто признал, что счастливого конца для Украины не будет. Помимо этого, президент незалежной отметил, что победа его страны не принесет счастья и нужна лишь для того, чтобы защитить ценности и обеспечить «безопасность Европы», в очередной раз подчеркнув, что Украина воюет не за свои интересы.

«Все мы хотим, чтобы у нас был успех и хэппи-энд. Это не полуторачасовой фильм со счастливым концом, речь идет о контрнаступлении. У нас не будет счастливого конца, мы потеряли много людей и должны уже признать, что счастливого конца не будет», — заявил в интервью Зеленский.

В этом же интервью он прокомментировал слова бразильского президента Луиса Инасиу Лула да Силвы с призывом сесть за стол переговоров для мирного урегулирования конфликта. Зеленский заявил, что с Путиным нельзя вести переговоры, никаких промежуточных этапов нет, и если президент Бразилии не выражает поддержку Украине — значит, он будет поддерживать Россию.

>>366524 а если бы они захотели в жопу дать, ты сжалился бы, выебал?

>>366524 они срать хотели превыше всяких жоп

THIS COPYPASTA IS EIGHT EARS OLD MORON

>>366383 .Я говно ими на четыре части разрезал и смы

My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you. Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"? I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife. Fast forward to 22. It's been a day or two between poops and I'm over at my friend's house. My friend was the local dealer and always had 'guests' over, because you can't buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it's a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife. "My what?" Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please. "Wtf is a poop knife?" Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it. He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my fucked up family with their fucked up bowels. FML. I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn't cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes. She will be getting her own utility knife now.

[Edit: Common question - Why was this not in the bathroom instead of the laundry room? Answer. We only had one poop knife, and the laundry room was central to all three bathrooms. I have no idea why we didn't have three poop knives. All I know is that we didn't. We had the one. Possibly because my father was notoriously cheap about the weirdest things. So yes, we shared our poop knife.]

https://www.originalpoopknife.com/

>>366742 I have heard tales, but this is one for the books! I had a young friend when I was little and every time the dog took a poop he had to take a fork and scrape the poop out of the dogs hair we called it the poop fork. Now I know of the poop knife and the poop fork, funny thing about my friend is he fought in the UFC for a brief moment, every time he would come out to fight all I could yell was get the poop fork!