I let my dog sniff my ass.

A strange tendency that I noticed about my dog, was that he'd sometimes lick his asshole until it was extremely wet and slimy.

About 7% of the time, he'd shove his ass in the vicinity of my face after finishing this process of "self cleansing."

It annoyed me so much, that I began to shove my ass in his face as a form of retribution, which initiated an unlikely dynamic between me and him. With me occasionally getting nude and allowing him to sniff my asshole, and ballsack if he's feeling really inquisitive.

Sometimes I'll lift his tail and inhale a massive load of bussy aroma, which acts as some sort of chemical therapy. I've theorized about methane having healing properties, or maybe it's the hydrogen sulfide, who knows in these increasingly strange days?